Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”

The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8

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This makes me laugh every time I see it.

(via prowlish)

arendellesnowflake:

Friend: Hey! Do you know anything about the movie Frozen?

Me: 

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t-r-i-p-p-y:

lillianloverly:

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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.
okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

girl... you're saying you want to go through guest services to let the anna face character know what she did for you?! maybe you should look through your answered messages... she sure seems to know. so glad you had such a lovely moment with her.
Anonymous

It’s only because I sent the email to Guest Services before finding the right people here on Tumblr. I got their info from my own Leader, contacted them during one of my breaks and when I came home I saw all of my messages and realized Tumblr was a better option for what I wanted to do. Anyway, the only thing that matters is that she knows how grateful I am, and that after all of this she doesn’t think I’m a creep (which I swear I’m not).

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

egipciaca:

Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skate.
Oh, come on! You can do it!

egipciaca:

Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skate.
Oh, come on! You can do it!

punzelanna:

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

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The plan for tonight…

The plan for tonight…

the-artificem:

Tatiana Maslany and Evelyne Brochu fangirling over each other.