She just doesn’t learn.
#OKAY NO BUT CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE #REGINA TRYING TO BE ALL DARK AND ANGRY #AND CLARISSE JUST BEING LIKE #’NO DARLING WHAT IS THIS COLOR BLACK IS AN ACCESSORY NOT A WARDROBE’ #’AND REALLY YOU NEED TO STOP THIS LATE FOR THE SAKE OF DRAMA NONSENSE #THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE #Regina mutters #WHAT’S THAT DEAR #’Yes Your Majesty’ #VERY GOOD NOW YOU HAVE LOVELY POSTURE AND SUCH BEAUTIFUL EYES DON’T HIDE THEM UNDER THAT HIDEOUS EYELINER #’Yes Queen Clarisse’ #GOOD NOW WHO IS THIS RUMPLE FELLOW I THINK HE IS A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE REALLY MY DEAR I THINK HE NEEDS TO GO #THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO GET WHAT YOU WANT THAT DON’T INVOLVE CURSING AN ENTIRE POPULATION ITS SO….PASSE #’But… WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD….oh very well i won’t curse them’ #EXCELLENT NOW LETS GO SEE ABOUT YOUR KINGDOM SHALL WE? A QUEEN SHOULD NEVER BE IGNORANT OF HER SUBJECTS #and like basically just takes Regina by the ear and mothers the crap out of her #and sends Rumple running and negotiates a truce with Snow White #and has a lot of tea and talks to Regina about losing the love of her life AND TELLS HER CORA #WAS A HORRIBLE MOTHER #I JUST REALLY NEED THIS OKAY? (racethewind10)
So for my AP United States History class we have to write a research paper; my topic is the gay rights movement in America. Today I began reading one of the books that I chose as a source
And I opened it up to the dedication page and found this
And if you don’t think that’s one of the sweetest and most romantic things ever then get out of my face
Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall
Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever
The true OTP is both
but did y’all notice how they react to henry coming
they each throw out just one arm to catch him
instinctively preparing for the group hug
emma on the left again and regina on the right like these are their official places in the now-official swan queen family hug
So the years went by,
I stayed the same,
But she began to drift away.
I was left alone.
Still I waited for the day,
When she’d say,
"I will always love you."
When She Loved Me from Toy Story 2
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
"You asked for my blessing, but my answer is no"
JUST LIKE THE ANIMES
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
give me sports yuri now please
my gf just realized
they both play for the other team
^ said girlfriend
One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.
I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.
DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-
GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE
Straight hair Elsanna
Looks pretty good
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”
The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)
Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8
This makes me laugh every time I see it.